So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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