I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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