Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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