You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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