she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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