Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm both gender and math confused
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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