Barsexuality is the new black.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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