Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
