the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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