We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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