Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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