i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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