i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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