i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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