If i come over, it means nothing
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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