I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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