she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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