I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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