I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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