It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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