physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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