Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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