I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Randomize
