Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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