Small penises have feelings too.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I was not drunk enough for that final.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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