who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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