Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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