he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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