So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
