Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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