so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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