The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
3pm strippers are depressing
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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