Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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