Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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