yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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