And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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