Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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