so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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