wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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