I hate your face
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
