The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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