i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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