Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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