i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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