If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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