What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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