mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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