sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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