just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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