hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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