Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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