You're a womanizer and a bitch.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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